"Not Me" Monday

I've been reading posts from other people's "Not Me!" Mondays and I've wanted to give it a try. They are usually pretty funny, but maybe that's because it's easier to laugh at someone else's expense. Oh well, here it goes...

• My car did not automatically lock all four doors and set the alarm completely by itself while I was buckling Mason in his carseat last night when leaving my parent's house. I did not think I heard something that sounded like my car doors locking but went about my business and closed the car door (not me), only to find out that all the doors were locked and Mason was inside. I did not have to call Wayne to drive over and unlock my car. I was not freezing my butt off standing outside waiting for Wayne while talking to Mason, who was not locked in the car all by himself. Wayne was not aggrevated at all by having to drive over to unlock my car.




• Mason did not say "Mommy's a witch" when looking at this picture of me. I did not explain to him that although the hat was pointy, it was for New Year's Eve.









I did not just get my Christmas tree and decorations taken down on Saturday. They are not still piled up in the kitchen waiting to be shoved back up into the attic. That would not drive me crazy.




I did not set out to buy new clothes with some Christmas money this weekend and leave the store only with two purses and a pair of sunglasses. No, not me!